Wuthering Heights

Turns out it wasn't Gemma's bikini bottom but her fag ash dad's speedos. The 's' had peeled off the little name thing, so it just said 'peedos'.

I had a dream last night about Lifeguard Gemma and Lifeguard Jade and woke up in a wet bed. If I was that kid in The Shining who pedals round the corridors on his tricycle waiting for the lift doors to open and flood the corridors with blood, I'd end up being flushed down the stairs, out of the front door, down the street and into the harbour.