Let's do the time warp again

I've just noticed that when you publish a blog on this blogspace, the time at the bottom is totally wrong. This sometimes makes it look as if I'm some sort of obsessive nutter or geek writing at odd hours of the night, which is not the case. Just thought I'd point this out to my followers, if and when I get any. I say followers, obviously that's what they're called, not because I'm some sort of messianic freak who thinks he's bigger than Jesus. Although that does remind me of my favourite joke, which is 'Why did Jesus fall off the cross? Because he bit his nails!' I don't believe in God, but I like to think I've got something in common with somebody who had to get born in a stable because all the rooms were full of bloody EMMETS. I imagine Jesus was pretty damaged by this experience, so he probably did bite his nails like Gordon Brown, and get a bit stressy with his disciples from time to time.