
Jed's 'walking dead' list of places to go in the event of a zombie invasion
1. Godrevy Lighthouse (ideal, but not easy to get to)
2.Trencrom Hill
3. Gurnard's Head
4. Mulfra Quoit
5.Smeaton's Pier
6.Porthminster Beach Cafe (Zombies couldn't afford it)
7. Dolly Pentreath (the boat. If the tide's going out though, give this one a miss as the harbour dries out at low tide)
8. Boilers (great at low tide, less good at high tide)
9. Frank's at the top of Tregenna Hill (a terminally unfrequented hairdresser's shop)
10. The Three Ferrets (you wouldn't want to be seen dead in there)
Jed's 'walking dead' list of places to avoid in the event of a zombie invasion
1. The Tate Gallery Loggia
2. The Digey
3. Zennor
4. Leach Pottery ( perhaps a bit overcautious, but my dad reckons on the evidence of his pots alone that there Bernard Leach had strangler's hands)
5. 'Beagle Estate
6. Anywhere with a Fogou
7. The spooky old ruined mine at Cripplesease
8. Charity Shops (full of dead people's clothes)
9. Subway on Tregenna Hill (you have to be a zombie to work there)
10. Barnoon Cemetery above Porthmeor (well obiously)
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