Buddha v Jesus - no contest

At school today we were doing Buddhism. There was this picture of a laughing buddha in a book, a big fat guy sitting with his legs crossed and waving with both hands, and he was laughing his head off, not just a fake laugh for the camera (not that they had cameras in Buddha's time) but a real LOL belly laugh. What with the waving and everything it looked like he was on Youtube. I said to our teacher who I WON'T name here for fear of reprisals how cool it would be to have a god who laughed instead of one who just looked miserable all the time. And he said what do you mean, and I said all the pictures you see of Jesus he looks dead miserable like this, and I put my arms out and pulled a sad Jesus face. And he said 'That's because he's being crucified you wassock!' and SENT ME OUT.